akram

self obsessed @anoxpriv

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju says who i love being passive aggressive in emails too

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju wallahi lets play cronem what rank ru (i suck ASS)

[akram @akra_mmm]

@CraigSwann1 @DesarayMahal @Mileage_impo eh, yes and no. despite being neurotic about maintenance on my 07 c class and despite even having the dealer-level software loaded on a laptop, i’m still too much of a lazy bastard to ever bother resetting them

[honest soup store employee @moraytowers]

why is being canadian becoming a kink on this app lately. I keep seeing shit like Yes The love of your life is canadian or When I fuck my wife I close my eyes and think of canadians. what even goes on

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju dming you feels like i’m sending a message via carrier pigeon sometimes

[akram @akra_mmm]

@jjeiangel grown ass woman

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju i hate when i say i’m in toronto and they automatically assume i’m the second kind

[yuqi @yukittykatt]

bored ... might fuck a canadian

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju to me everyone else is either driving too fast or too slow or too recklessly or too nervously i am the only perfect driver on the road

[akram @akra_mmm]

who fw me

[romi @rarityirl]

you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju am i cooked

[akram @akra_mmm]

was eavesdropping on this kid at work today and was thinking “wow he reminds me a lot of my younger self” and then thought “he definitely has some form of autism” and then i realized

[akram @akra_mmm]

@dustbnuy as i always say, my brother just another me

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju yes ma'am very sorry ma'am won't happen again ma'am

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju oh shit this isn't google

[akram @akra_mmm]

@8bitjuju how to become a scalper

[akram @akra_mmm]

@dustbnuy noooo

[akram @akra_mmm]

me when i "relax" by playing a game that makes me unimaginably angry

[akram @akra_mmm]

a lesbian told me "i'm not attracted to you but i see why anyone else would be" and i think that is still the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me

[akram @akra_mmm]

as a man i need to be little spoon for the first time in my life it’s on my bucket list