James

Just a geek, having fun, and trying to help teams build cool stuff.

[James @akyan]

Yup, I’m giving it a go: https://t.co/TODHJdlnJV

[James @akyan]

I'm suddenly feeling all nostalgic for some reason. Not that anyone can see this message any more. #RateLimitedExceeded

[James @akyan]

I guess that is one way to put me off using Twitter, and reducing the number of revenue enhancing adverts I see… 🤷‍♂️

[James @akyan]

My deal with @virginmedia for broadband is up, so finally got around to checking out other options.

I'm going to be giving new outfit @litfibre a try. For the same price as my last deal I'm going from 500mbps to 1gbps, plus it has symmetric upload and a static IP!

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

10 Downing Street says it's gone into "lockdown" after a car crashed into the gates.

Staff have been told to prepare for karaoke, heavy drinking and an ABBA party.

[James @akyan]

Another @PrivateEyeNews scoop!

[James @akyan]

@annkempster @chrisweston Or worse, where trying to harvest more information for their pitch database.

[James @akyan]

@virginmedia Did you just go down again?

[James @akyan]

@virginmedia Do you have an broadband outage? I’d use the service status page, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

[Alan Davies @alandavies1]

Don’t come by boat, would be my advice

[James @akyan]

@Econet1892 At least one person is double parked. 😂

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Incredible. Gather round children. Witness the moment that self-awareness died.

[James @akyan]

Go in to work early he said, catch up on some work he said…. No, said the random walking down the centre of the west coast main line. 🤦‍♂️

[James @akyan]

@weston75 @virginmedia It’s down in AL8 too.

[James @akyan]

@sharonodea I think this is called talking your own book. Didn’t Morgan Stanley loan the money to buy Twitter. 😂

[James @akyan]

@annkempster 🌊 going well for them. 😂

[James @akyan]

The average ambulance response time for a heart attack or stroke in my area is 1h 30m. There must be needless deaths with these response times. It’s a wonder there isn’t more civil unrest about the situation. 😬

[Paul Mainwood @PaulMainwood]

Sunak and government still haven't got it. They're talking about the NHS emergency care crisis as if it's just a different kind of waiting list.
It's not that. It's more like a social contract - that if you're in real trouble, someone will come.
Right now, that's not true.

[James @akyan]

@bensmithuk Iron and Fire: On The Rocks. I don’t drink coffee, but my wife really enjoyed this one: https://t.co/OTmIYKIkzd

[James @akyan]

It turns out it can take 24 hours for Twitter to prepare the archive of your data. Lets hope they haven’t turned off that micro service, and it stays up for that long. 🤷‍♂️

[James @akyan]

I think it’s time to backup my tweets. You know, just in case. #FailWhale