Ali Jo

physician assistant☤

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

I honestly love my career as a health care provider. This is exactly why I went into this field. There is nothing I would rather be doing than being on the front lines of this pandemic. #coronavirus #COVID19

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

@MrsPA_C ^^^

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport so apparently PAs and doctors are not included under front line workers? I’m sorry, who do you think sees all these patients? This is absolutely deplorable.

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

We all know everyone at the CDC will follow this 5 day quarantine advice, and then everyone get sick, several die, and then go back on their recs. #smort #brens

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

The CDC no longer recommends checking blood glucose since it takes up too much time, just use your best guess when administering insulin.

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

My period lasts longer than the CDC’s new quarantine recommendation

[Emma Humphrey @MedFitBlondie]

The CDC now recommends sharing the AED pads with your patient, one for them and one for you

[Tiffany Wood DO, MS @TiffanyWoodDO]

The CDC really said ABCDE FU and your mom and your sister and your job

[NooB_ERRN @NoobRn]

Healthcare workers may be fucked as a whole but god damn WE’RE FUNNY. and at least we have that going for us.

[Mom of No Rank @momofnorank]

I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

January just became the deadliest month of the #COVID19 pandemic, according to Johns Hopkins University. Averaging one death every 30 seconds.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has to work again this week. but that’s okay. i can keep myself busy. there is a skittle under the fridge. that needs constant surveillance

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

@j_thePA I love that stuff! Good buy

[Ali Jo @al_jo_bart]

Singing the ozempic jingle with patients to try to convince them to try it and get off insulin 🤦🏼‍♀️ this is what my life has come to 😂

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Me: We’re all done. Would you like to schedule an appointment for next year?

95 year old patient: schedule a year from now? Doc, I’m 95. I don’t even buy green bananas.

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

whoever created the fake pockets on women’s clothing is going to hell

[libby @mountain_lib]

my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.

[Deandre Hopkins @DeAndreHopkins]

Don't ever say it's impossible...