爱沙

the axe forgets, but the tree remembers

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Parrot's raincoat.

[HOUSTON FOOD BLOGGER @EricEatsHTX]

Love seeing all these pickleball places close

[爱沙 @alamlev]

have to go to the dentist because there was a bone in my taco 😵‍💫

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Summer vacation looking good

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Your optimal weight is when your parents say you are “too skinny”

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’m going to ask a question — what does Knicks in 4 mean

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[爱沙 @alamlev]

first woman in my lineage to not have her own family / kids at this age and also slice through her finger opening a packet of velveeta cheese

[爱沙 @alamlev]

my 9% ghanian has manifested itself into my love of eggs

[爱沙 @alamlev]

theres still money on my metro card aaaaaaaaaa

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

People are now selling old New York MetroCards for over $7,000

after more than 30 years of being part of New York culture

replaced by OMNY tap to pay

People started listing old MetroCards on eBay for even $10,000

Who’s buying them?

[爱沙 @alamlev]

men wanna beat women but cant even take a lil verbal abuse

[爱沙 @alamlev]

my options before i calmed down were DRASTICALLY better

[Dita Leventhal @AllMenAreSimps]

Been telling you this. Former party girls get married FIRST. To the men they want

[爱沙 @alamlev]

i dont think i was ever supposed to remember the jar of hearts days from my pre teens

[爱沙 @alamlev]

i want the option to dislike peoples comments on instagram