Alana

[Alana @alanaconda_]

Back to Twitter to politely request that my ex stops trying to hack it👋🏼

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

.@selenagomez and I are both dropping our new SINGLEs SOON…..

I SAY WE #USEDTOBEYOUNG.

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

to call someone “not a girl’s girl” during the summer of barbie is such a fatal blow

[Alana @alanaconda_]

Taxi drivers that do up the windows to protect your hair against the wind>>>

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me every day

[Alana @alanaconda_]

My love language is definitely gift giving

[Reev @TheReevHD]

Excited to see VAR work at Luton town next season.

On field referee walking into the living room of one of the houses on Kenilworth road and rewinding the incident on Sky+

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

Luton Town will be in the Premier League next season.

This is the main entrance to their stadium.

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

i no longer have the energy to tell people what they did wrong, just be blessed and have a great life away from me

[marc @feelingsplain]

Sean Kingston replying to insta stories:

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

normalize not wanting to be around certain people anymore because of the way they make you feel

[i @macadamyaaaa]

“sorry i have a gf” and “no i have a gf” are never the same.

[Alana @alanaconda_]

Should be illegal for taxi drivers to fart on the job

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

don’t walk into anyone’s home and not speak

[Alana @alanaconda_]

Felt this😂

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

[shan. @shancherxo]

‘kind regards’ crew, we go AGAIN tomorrow 😭