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[alana @alanasmith23]

For the first time in my life, I have a 4.0 GPA and it feels damn good knowing no one can take that from me 😴

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

No because I feel this pain DEEPLY 😭😭😭

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i hope the girl who makes those tiktoks where she narrates her hijabi kitten named sister minnie’s bad behavior in rhyming couplets is having a particularly blessed ramadan

[Keem || @KEEMsofamous]

I think Lori Harvey is on a mission to date every nigga y’all lust after and dump him to show y’all they are regular niggas 😂😂

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

baby I could say I wanna go to disneyworld outloud with my phone shut down underneath my bed in a locked bedroom and as soon as I check my timeline I’ll have 7 ads for disneyworld on my instagram feed

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

there are so many VALUABLE and TRANSFERABLE skills in knowing how to write a paper but no one sees tht and its kinda trippy and spooky.

[Jas @tndrlvv]

i’m just like him

[Christin @hexprax]

I don’t care if things are “woke” and I never will. Why would I give a shit if a Oreo package has a rainbow on it? “Oh my god society is in peril because I saw a State Farm commercial with a lesbian mom in a wheelchair!” Get ahold of yourself… you sound like a fucking lunatic

[mia🫒 @rasputinboneym]

The two books here

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Imagine if US workers were protesting like this as 15 million+ people are about to be cut off from Medicaid

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me picking myself back up bc I’m all I’ve got

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“Thank you for your payment”

Me:

[Brittany. @artistfuly]

You want me to have friends. The thing that killed Julius Caesar.

[alana @alanasmith23]

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[dash @thedigitaldash_]

the uptick in amazon commercials talking about how great it is to work for them...........do they think we’re fools

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

He was looking so confused when they kept saying guilty LMAOO F*CK YOU!!