Alan Cavanagh

Nobody really. Irish, boring about rugby & golf. London via Dublin & Belfast.

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa @StephenFerris6 I know the Spanish are liberal, but you can still be arrested for that

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@bernardjackman
Blimey, Bernard, Leo might have been moaning about people not *writing* about Leinster favourably, but again this evening, I don't think there's a harsher critic than Ryle.
Leinster can do no good, unless it's absolutely f***ing perfect 🤷‍♀️

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@PGATOUR
You do realise, don't you, that your precious players, who can do no wrong, are endangering people every day because the average asshole copies his hero in not shouting *fore* when he should.
You have a responsibility.
I know you don't give a f*ck, but you still do

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@PremSportsTV seriously guys, why do you persist with Paul Marshall ?
He asks questions in dull player-speak, which are answered by players in dull player-speak.
I think you'll find that there plenty of more intelligent people in NI than Paul Marshall.

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa @PremSportsTV They'd both spend the whole time looking for a camera

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@PGATOUR Ah, now I see it.
Someone's paying you to do this so you have to do it.
One birdie is a hot streak 😂😂😂😂😂

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@PGATOUR
FFS, this is just insulting everyone's intelligence.
Is that prick Trump in charge of your X account?

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

Oh, Robbo.
It's bass like base, not bass like the beer!
😲

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa Hastings is an utter tool, though.
There is no rivalry, he's never been good enough.
Going out of his way to take the piss out of Prendergast?
His dad must be so proud.
Like Kevin Keegan, I would love it if Leinster meet him in the Heineken Cup semi.

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@TEnglishSport

Chris Jones on the after-match pod:
"I'll leave the stadium thinking the best team has won. 
The stats don't necessarily tell that story"
Isn't this the root of Borthwick's problem too?
The stats, the stats, the stats zzzzzzzzzz

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa
Bloody hell, Robbo, I just read Saturday's Irish Times.
I guess it's cathartic, but it takes courage to put that in the national press.
I hope that you make it from one day to the next with the occasional bit of happiness and without too many dark thoughts ♥️

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@PGATOUR
FFS, would you stop with the stupid graphics on the app.
2 birdies in 3 = a silly emoji.
How do you reconcile selling your sport to advertisers interested in intelligent viewers with treating those viewers as dumb shits who need silly emojis to maintain interest?

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@BBCSport please would you explain to your rugby commentators, including exalted ex-players, the new fangled approach to substitutions.
Sometimes coaches dare to start the 2nd choice prop so that they can replace him with a better player who is therefore on the pitch at the end.

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@TimesSport @AlfredReynolds5 @DavidWalshST @CharlieFelix @ElganTimes I feel that David Walsh has just run up Steve Borthwick's arse because he was allowed access.
Maybe have Peter next week because he actually f***ing knows rugby, rather than the gobshite who wants to trumpet his own lack of knowledge. Nice job on Armstrong, but leave rugby alone

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa @UlsterRugby @StephenFerris6 @andrew_trimble Ah, but they can't compete with the weather in Belfast

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@rugbyjaffa can't believe you let Gustard get away with that dig about the weather

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@LeShuttle thank you for a REALLY SHIT experience today.
Arrived early, offered an earlier train at automated check in. Spent ages in border controls and missed the train.
Allowed on the next one after THE most stressful 30 mins.
FFS, I'm taking a ferry next time.
#shitsystems

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@URCOfficial good old Mike Adamson, smiling through his incompetence as usual.
Is there really nobody else?

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@URCOfficial
Excuse me, but is it really not possible to see a version of the league table without having to scroll across bits and lose sight of them?

Respectfully 🙄, it's utterly shite.

[Alan Cavanagh @alancav]

@RobertDyas walked out of one of your shops the other day because your member of staff DESPERATELY wanted me to sign up to your loyalty card.
And then he called ME aggressive.
I'm not going back unless I'm desperate.

Just so that you know, your staff training is sometimes shite