Alan “the real caesar” Garner

Veteran NFL analyst, Almost PGA Tour Pro, Gambling Professional, the guy who’s about to win the lottery but hasn’t yet #4464days

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

#realceaserspalace

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@jacobiinvest Last fight of the night was one of the best I’ve ever seen in the 6 years I’ve been watching UFC.

The spectacle was cool but was very dragged out in between fights.

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@jacobiinvest Context: I believe this quote came from a trip to South Korea. There market has been at all time highs but was down heavily on the day he said it (specifically ai stocks were plummeting on their market).

[Jacob @jacobiinvest]

Dat twenty of posting the $NBIS logo until it hits 100 a share

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@jacobiinvest Performing pretty well, any stocks you are keeping an eye out for this week?

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@jacobiinvest Happy Sunday, Enjoy your shift!

[Steve “Stones” Balboni @NBABalboni]

2 group presentations tomorrow and neither has been started by anyone in group

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@NBABalboni @richardcraniumC Tryna produce the next Audi Crooks #butterballturkeytech

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

#reedbailey is the worst basketball player of all time. Stop this fake hype.

[Hooman @hoomansv]

My portfolio everyday at the opening bell

[Steve “Stones” Balboni @NBABalboni]

Bump

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@realDonaldTrump how do we revoke citizenship for people who didn’t wake up for the game?

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@GovTimWalz Tim put the fries in the bag.

You’d prefer the Chinese winning gold pal.

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@WhoCallMeTim @NBABalboni

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@NBABalboni 🙀

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

Has anyone seen strangerthings 5?

Gets gay, but why?

[GC @new_typ3]

DK Metcalf pushes Lions fan

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

@joeroganhq Would be cool to see martin Scorsese

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

“#lawsuit

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

Understating depreciation by extending useful life of assets artificially boosts earnings -one of the more common frauds of the modern era.

Massively ramping capex through purchase of Nvidia chips/servers on a 2-3 yr product cycle should not result in the extension of useful lives of compute equipment.

Yet this is exactly what all the hyperscalers have done. By my estimates they will understate depreciation by $176 billion 2026-2028.

By 2028, ORCL will overstate earnings 26.9%, META by 20.8%, etc. But it gets worse. More detail coming November 25th. Stay tuned.

[Alan “the real caesar” Garner @alangardner45]

There’s a kid sitting next to me at the bar drinking a tall boy Twea #urgay #toooldtobeherr