Alan Longstaff

I work on computers and run a bit

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

"It's 2022 and it's time to look up, time to step up and not stand by. It's time to act like it's an emergency"

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Spine tingling.

Yelena Osipova, one of the last survivors from the Siege of Leningrad, tonight arrested by 8 police in St Petersburg for asking for an end to the war.

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@robmanuel Is this Big Jet TV?

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@cluedont I assume Love Sausage is a euphemism

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@Allongstaff They’re on Disney+ if you’ve got it

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

Obsessed with air crash investigation 👀

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@Allongstaff Did you go for a hair cut?

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@DaftLimmy Sting laughing at the beginning of Roxanne after he leans on the piano?

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

🎣

[Official Charts @officialcharts]

A *very* explicit anti-Boris Johnson protest song has made a strong start in the race for #XmasNo1 - currently crashing right into the Official Chart First Look Top 5. Can they maintain their mometum? https://t.co/CS9mM6fu7x

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@ManMadeMoon Dream come true

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

The gorgeous new edition of Letters of Note is now out there and I'm giving some signed copies away. Retweet this grubby marketing attempt and in 24hrs I'll pick five winners. Alternatively, here's the book on Amazon: https://t.co/ngyUZ2cyZu

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@Allongstaff Think I’ll be keeping mine on 🥶

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@mralistairgreen Daniel Craig as Bond right? Very realistic

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

Amazing

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'I have no idea where he is.'

@kitmalthouse says he has no idea where Boris Johnson is before the camera pans to the PM talking to Times Radio a few metres away after stating that the PM is 'honest all of the time.'

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

Started watching Foundation - there’s no way you can convince me that @JaredHarris isnt @charltonbrooker’s dad/older brother.

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@reckless Would be interesting to see a breakdown of users who care about file systems versus which phone OS they use. I still see people to this day touting Android’s file management as a driving factor in their purchase. Yes you can manage your phone’s files… but why would you want to?

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@GillyMeeky Come next weekend

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

Furthest run this morning at 14K, pleased with that. Slowly getting there

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

Officially calling myself a gardener now

[Alan Longstaff @alanlongstaff]

@Allongstaff Gonna sign up for the GNR next year I think. Wasn’t quite ready this time haha