Alan

Not really sure how to use Twitter but ill give it a go.

[Alan @alanwyn]

@davidflatman https://t.co/L0GrIDc4NR

[Alan @alanwyn]

@Keir_Starmer Pot-kettle!!! what you doing in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 is worse.

[Alan @alanwyn]

@NapoleonProduct @KungFuBBQ @NapoleonGrills Thanks for the response, can you point me in the direction of my nearest dealer. I’m in North Wales.

[Alan @alanwyn]

Not interested unless the gravy bone industry is nationalised.

[Alan @alanwyn]

@tedstractor In offered all the lads tickets for this match and nobody wanted them. now you are trying to win some 🤷‍♂️

[Zak the Collie Dog @zakthecolliedog]

Meet ‘Bailey’ what a gorgeous boy! Almost as gorgeous as me!#zakthecolliedog #cherrydidiambleside @CherrydidiUK

[Alan @alanwyn]

@nationalrailenq Sitting on the virgin train waiting at platform 12 of crew station. With a lot of 😠 people.

[Alan @alanwyn]

@nationalrailenq What’s the best option to get from crew to Chester? I’ll get a taxi from there!

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

What a bloody wonderful game of rugby that was. Best display of defencive discipline of all time. Other alliterations are available.