Alex Modranno

I fuckin' hate my job. What else is new?! // Frickbear's OC parody acc by DellTheHellBell

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

(pinned thread!)

To uh, Twitter or whatever this damn site is... Hey.

//ALEX (re)JOINS FRICKBEAR'S 3 PARODY/RP TWITTER WITH A NEW COAT OF PAINT!

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

[open int!]

"This shift sucks."

*Alex grumbles to herself, looking down at her partially drank beer can. Aside from the night being slow, everything was... Alright, for the most part.*

*Do you interrupt her?*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

Saw other people do this. Tier list of how I feel about everyone.

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@JackolanternBun "Wh- AH! HEY, GET OUTTA HERE!"

*Alex panics, scrambling towards the fan. She misses, tripping over and faling on her face.*

"Urk... Ow..."

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver "Hm... I'll stop by tomorrow then. Thanks for letting me stay for the while."

*Alex, still smiling, stands up and tips her hat before leaving. Speaking of tips, a fresh 5 dollars is left on the desk: a tip for both the good food, and the friendliness there was.*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver "Mmm... This is really good. Thanks again."

*Damn. She really scarfed those burritos down. She wipes away some of the spare grease and sauce with a napkin, that smile still on her face.*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver "Ah, thank you!"

*Alex gladly accepts the burritos. She eats them, enjoying them. It's nice to eat something that isn't pizza for once. She feels comfortable here. Maybe even... Happy. Yeah, that's the word for it.*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver *A rare occurrence happens... Alex smiles. A genuine one, not a forced one that masked anger. One that was real, relieved almost. Affectionate and friendly, instead of her normal, scowling vexation.*

"Thanks."

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver *Alex snaps back to reality, sputtering back into the waking world.*

"Nwuh- HUH?! Oh, yeah, I'm fine, just a long shift is all."

*Alex responded casually. She wasn't one for small talk, but this was a start, to say the least.*

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“This is El Chip, signing off for the night! Thanks for making my first day here a memorable one, pendejos!~ ❤️🇲🇽”

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

Here's Alex's wisdom of the day.

Gimme a beer.

[Sally Poodle. @SALLYSPLAYT1ME]

Heres sallys wisdom of the day

Give me a million dollars and i will be a million dollars richer.

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@elchipthebeaver *While he was making the food, Alex... Kinda just spaces out. Yeah, it was one of those shifts where when she's not actively working, the light's will be on but nobody would be home.*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@Unlucky_Jeremy Hm. Might need to take a look at it once i get off my shift.

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

Ok, I think I solved this. Minecraft, but backrooms on weekends for custody.

... Also, what the fuck is a Verity?

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚝𝚣𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚍 @Unlucky_Jeremy]

"He belongs in Minecraft... he always belonged to Minecraft... let him be in Minecraft, okay?"

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@NghtShiftRodent Fritz... What was the purpose of doin' this?

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

Look, they made another parody of my boss.

[Trash Gang @MHAndTheGang]

📌

🫂 "I suck! Really, really hard! Because I am a vacuum cleaner."
🎈 "If the can can do, then the can will do!"
🪣 "One man's bob is another man's bucket!"
🍳 "Too pan to standle!"
👀 "*I'm the* SQUARE ONE!"

[The Trash Gang join frickbears parody twt!]

[Info below!]

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

[open int!]

"This shift sucks."

*Alex grumbles to herself, looking down at her partially drank beer can. Aside from the night being slow, everything was... Alright, for the most part.*

*Do you interrupt her?*

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@FrickinBrowBoy DEATH. PLEASE.

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@WH4THEFOUND_ Knowing I have to go back to work tonight.

[Alex Modranno @alcoholicguard]

@NeddbearTheBear GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VENTS.