El Chip 🇲🇽

Buy from my restaurant, pendejos!~
(That's still the right word, yeah?)

{NOT AFFILIATED WITH FRICKBEAR'S TEAM. NO NSFW. TRYING TO NOT BE OFFENSIVE.}

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

[ TEMPORARY (?) PINNED ]

“I heard that social media is usually a good way to promote business. Stop by my restaurant if you're looking for the GOOD stuff. Like, real good... alimentos. Yeah.”

[ EL CHIP joins FRICKBEAR'S PARODYTWT BECAUSE I LOVE HIM! ]
#frickbears3
#parodytwt

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard “Yep! Make sure to stop by again tomorrow if you're feeling hungry again, pendejo!”

[ El Chip considered placing a hand on Alex's shoulder, but ultimately pulled away. ]

“I've got loads of burritos to sell, and tons of customers to feed!”

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

[ BABY'S FIRST INT BAIT AWWW ]

(El Chip is feeling generous today, and because of that, he's opening up extra early, with tons of food and VERY cheap prices! Buy while you can!)

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard [ El Chip stood by Alex's side, understanding that this was her first moment of peace in what was probably an eternity. He was just glad that he could make another person happy today. ]

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard “Not a problem! Tus burritos are finished, too!”

[ El Chip handed the two burritos, freshly made and wrapped, to Alex. They were definitely made with a little more love than his complementary ones. ]

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard “Yeah, I can imagine... the night guards here never have it easy. You're always welcome here if you need a spot to relax, though!”

[ El Chip flicked his tail towards Alex, a little affectionate gesture. ]

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard [ El Chip glanced behind him a few times. He wasn't exactly an expert at reading social cues (or an expert at anything in general), but he might as well make conversation. ]

“...You doin' alright there, pendejo?”

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@FoxyExeFnaf “Erm... usually my customers just tell me that they gave me the tokens and I believe them! Pretty sure they transfer the tokens virtually! Or something along the lines of that.”

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@alcoholicguard “I, uhm... sure, I'm on it!”

(El Chip was slightly taken aback by the bluntness, but hey, money was money!)

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@FoxyExeFnaf “No, I do not sell sticks of ram, actually... but tacos are 8 tokens today! That's like, 20% off! At least I think so. I'm not sure what the price was before this. I keep forgetting.”

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@BrokeDreadbear “Ah, los burritos! I usually hand them out for free, hehe!”

[ El Chip left to retrieve one of his complementary burritos. Giving it to Dreadbear NOW makes it not complementary, but I'm sure neither of them care. ]

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“It's alright, pendejo, take your time.”

[Minimum Wage Dreadbear @BrokeDreadbear]

@elchipthebeaver Can Dreadbear get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

[He can’t read the menu]

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@thecoololbite “...Suuuuure, pendejo!”

(It's debatable whether El Chip has any or not.)

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“AHAHAHA, yeah, yeah, I knew that! Just messing with you! Anyway, what were you saying?”

[lolbite mexicana @thecoololbite]

Bonjour???

That is French >:1

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

(To be completely honest, he understood about 5% of that.)

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“...Yeah, bonjour or something like that!”

[lolbite mexicana @thecoololbite]

Hey chip, tienes algo como un pozole, hace años que no como uno :3

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“Much appreciated, pendejo! I owe you a complementary burrito now!”

[🍕🟡Ｐｉｔ Ｒａｂｂｉｔ🟡🍕 @XcoR130824]

"Tier list based on how cool i think you are" (/// Remake cuz the other one didn't had everyone)

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@chipsnsonsnco “To be honest with you, I've got no idea! You DO remind me of me though. In a cool way. And a creepy way.”

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

“Hey.”

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

Anyone else get a strong craving for Mexican food recently?

[El Chip 🇲🇽 @elchipthebeaver]

@FoxyExeFnaf “I'm sure you'll make it some day, pendejo!”

[Jack-O-Chica 🎃 @jackochicafr]

(NEW PINNED! 📌)

I AM HALLOWEEN ITSELF!!!! I AM JACK-O-CHICA!!!! AND I AM HERE!!!!!!

(JACK-O-CHICA joins— or, actually, was rebranded from Rockstar Chica, but whatever— FRICKBEAR'S PARODYTWT!)