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Graphic Designer & Illustrator

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Celotehan istri dan ngelantur/ngigaunya.

Standar SNI (Sudah Nanya Istri)

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

👩: kenapa kuli2 jawa pada jago?
👨: .... Why?
👩: Soalnya semen gresik dari jawa. Coba liat semen2 lain, semen padang; bukannya nguli malah maen bola
👨: 🤯😱💩🛵 Ngeeeng

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Cant sleep, wondering how's twitter doing. Oh. Remembered why i left. Gon be back years later

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@drepram Bisa-bisanya gw pikir ini app Cat-Holic alias pecinta kucing 😭😭 maap bang 🙏🏻

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Alhamdulillah emg gw di PHK disini udah jalannya 😭

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

2021: Gw kerja di FnB, yang ternyata adalah Night Club. Puncaknya adalah ketika gw harus bikin Menu LC (iya, gw bikin menu isinya jualan orang) sebulan sebelum gw nikah. Akhirnya gw putuskan utk cabut dari sana.

2025: nothing wrong, beautifying deck.... buat company judol.

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

@axenyan @juhoondepok Sama nih bsk seminggu. Mana teknisi dtg 2x orangnya sama, yg dibahasnya sama. Telpon cs dijanjiin tengah malem kemaren kelar

Janji cuma janji 😌

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

@ID_MyRepublic 4 hari internet mati. 2x kirim teknisi yang sama buat tugas yang sama dengan jawaban yang sama "gangguan di box, yg bisa benerin cuma pusat"

Pusatnya ngapain sampe berhari-hari? Marathon aja sehari kelar.

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Hadeh

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Obsessed with AI much eh?

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

bayangin minta nasi goreng gapake kecap/saos tanpa garem, terus protes kenapa nasi gorengnya putih & kurang gurih.

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AND HOW THE FUCK YOU GIVIN ME ANTI-DESIGN REFERENCE WITH JUMBLED ASSET, THEN PROCEED TO TELL ME IT'S THAT THE DESIGN SEEMS JUMBLED???

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

first time tweeting cus i need a safe space to ngutruk:

How the fuck you tell me to use font A and B for a specific part of a design... that has ALREADY USING THEM BOTH AT SAID PART??? DO U EVEN KNOW HOW THOSE FONTS LOOK LIKE???

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

While "Ga buru buru" adalah kalimat penyegar utk #freelancer, kalo diselingin "BM gw aja", so far is a redflag project.

Timeline + target ga jelas. Ketika panjang lebar, kemudian pas nanya budget, biasanya jawabnya "gaada budget yg pasti sih, liat aja dulu ntar hasil kerjanya"

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

@fmcaesar 1.1.1.1 to the rescue wkwk

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@esteheci Dobel nikmatnya

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45 minutes bro where r u

[Gil Huybrecht @gilhuybrecht]

Message for juniors

H1=do whatever you want
Body=do whatever you want
H2=do whatever you want
H3=do whatever you want
H4=do whatever you want

[alko 🙃 @aldeey_]

Tiba2 sore ini dapet "invitation" untuk ngobrol sama HRD & Director selasa nanti.

let's just assume the worst supaya siap dari sekarang.