A word

good morning starshine! the earth says hello!

[meow 🎧 @nyyaaaaaaaaaaaa]

white ppl are smth else

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

yeah she’s cute but does she like baja blast?

[A word @aldrenbiala]

@KOT4Q

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

My Roommate did a dunk contest and it went bad...Lmfaooo

[Dr. Lava @DrLavaYT]

Farfetch'd Origins:

Farfetch'd is based on the Japanese proverb "a duck comes bearing onions" -- a phrase used when something happens that's surprising, but also convenient.

The phrase is often shortened to "Kamonegi," meaning Duck Onion. Farfetch'd's Japanese name is Kamonegi.

[Rads @_radsy]

SCOOBY: raggy, I’m scared

SHAGGY: how about... a Scooby snack?

[the gang tears up as the vet proceeds with the euthanasia]

[A word @aldrenbiala]

@panjrandrum You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Nigga was in her locker showing her what the mouth do, you can’t make this up

[Danya @dxxnya]

i really think storming area 51 is a bad idea, i saw a movie about it once and one child drowned in a chocolate river and another swelled up and turned blue

[preston @prestovision]

classmate: who ya texting

me: [turning away] it’s private

billy the brontosaurus: [cranes their 20 foot neck around my shoulder] it's fuckin jessica lmaooooooo