aleela🧋

I wanna cry but I got shit to do.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

I think calling your bf/gf “dude” is ok. It’s a new way of saying babe

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

I chugged a glass of wine before my uber picked me up.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

A balding man came up to me at the bar and says he has so much money and I told him he needs to spend it on some hair products.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

I just want to go to espanas.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

Awesome Apple, now I can make sure I’m left on read with android users.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

New ick. When a man asks me if I’m on Snapchat. 🚩

You got my number.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

Ooooo look at weekend, here I come! I got 4 days off.

[jynx @jynxbby]

"you cried over me"

yea i also cry when idk what to wear so it ain’t a big deal

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

What if we kissed under the lower-case serif STOP sign

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

I’m buzzing and I have no one to text. Hellllaaa single

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

Ok ok, I went on a date with a bio chemist. Damn I’ve been dating too many younger men

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

Me: Im so nauseous
Friend: bitch you pregnant!
Me: that would be interesting and fun lol
👀😂😳

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

I need chilaquiles.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

“You look young, beautiful and tired” - Starbucks lady

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

My fucking romper was so cute tonight, so sad I didn’t get a pic

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

This man, really wants ME to message him “good morning” to start a conversation. Boy bye.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

You know what’s worst..getting your best friend mad.

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

My outfit was cute today…. Miss having a full length mirror to show it off.

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

does ovulation get more intense as you get older or something??? I am literally on the brink of tears because I don’t have a partner and a house and a cute little family rn and I’m also so h*rny that it feels like I might legitimately pass away WHAT is going onnnn 😭😭😭

[aleela🧋 @alealejandra_6]

Is there a such thing as dick deprived? Bc I got excited getting a dick pick 🤦‍♀️😂

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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