Alec Alfonso

What’s the difference in a hero and a villain?

[🟪 Void / Nom 🇻🇦 @99Void99]

Women are evil ngl ...
A sensitive young man will confess their love and they will go "NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT" as if he's supposed to bottle it up

[𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉🐻🤎 (bnd spoilers) @fallingintolouu]

“what’s tony stark without the suit”…. the nigga that made the suit dipshit

[Alec Alfonso @alec_alfonso]

I think it’s time to start looking again

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

she’s glued to her phone the entire day brother, she saw that text.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Having a female friend will make you realize that women are the problem.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“boobs or ass?” emotional intelligence (and boobs)

[little rock @enej0ta_]

se voce acha que pode me manipular só pq tem uns peitão maneiro tu ta certa

[Uraggerman @uraggger]

Guys who want "trophy wives" are basically cucks. "Yeah I want other men to see my wife in a low cut dress with her boobs hanging out." Weird fetish but ok.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

u can either be the nigga she lie about or the nigga she lie to either way she gone lie😂😂

[Raven @DireRavennn]

I come before you today, humbled, and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to ensure GTA VI is a disaster of unnatural proportions.

[Mart @Martposting]

Subhuman behavior

[Alec Alfonso @alec_alfonso]

Dave’s hot chicken is the definition of mid chicken

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

It’s so funny when you realise that this whole “girls and their rapist” meme wouldn’t have even taken off if that first guy’s tweet hadn’t gotten such an angry response from the very type of woman it was about lmao

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

I never even got a call. Whole segment about me and didn’t bother reaching out for a guest spot or a comment.

[Guido Guidi @ANATTAL2]

Como te miran tus compañeros de laburo +40 cuando les decis que no queres cagar a tu novia con una trola