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🦈 Virgo ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Leo 🌅 she/her 🎃

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

So the job provided drinks for everyone & you hoarded them, then got mad because the drinks that were provided for everyone, were consumed by everyone?

[anii 🇷🇸🇲🇽 @aniiTweets]

Being a Robert Pattinson fan is so easy you literally never lose

[Isaiah D. Colbert is on Bluesky @ShinEyeZehUhh]

Odysseus: How long have I been here?
Calypso:

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[kemi @kemimarie]

no way i’m the only person on the internet that looks up peoples addresses using their names. there is no way LMAOO i thought this was common knowledge but i forgot adults of today were born in 2008.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

My partner keep showing orange juice to our orange cat and saying "this is what happens to bad orange kitties" and then drinking it menacingly

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

no she didn't LOL

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Иath🇻🇪 @gathalia_]

Hijueputas te quitaron los puertos pa vendertelos aparte de verdad que its been over for a while now…..

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[solar power @ELLAYELICHSTAN]

This is a profoundly beautiful description

[Robbie @robardzr]

i really liked the odyssey but all imma say is that puppy was not the same breed as that old dog they were killing me with the flashbacks

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

this is why jesus said so much stuff about knowing thy neighbours btw

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Girl the wall is rehearsal for your chest

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

greek mythology was the first time i encounter the concept of fallible gods. growing up christian you’re told that god is all knowing all perfect yadda. the greeks were like nah they’re stupid and douchebags

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

diva there's a cyclops in the movie