Alex Hatcher

go cocks ~ zta 🌟

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

I think about this often

[buddyboy @tylme_]

college students be like

airpods: in
fafsa: spent
gas tank: empty
person i’ve been texting: ghosted
iced matcha w/ oat milk: slurped
midterm: failed
will to live: nonexistent

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Bill Nye’s full name is Bill New Year’s Eve

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

Guess I’ll be kayaking to class tomorrow

[Matt @mindofmo_]

Mike Posner has legitimately been walking across America since mid-April, releasing new music along the way. At mile 1632/2800, he had a near death experience getting bit by a rattlesnake and is now rehabbing to get back to his walk.
I can’t believe nobody is following this.

[sami | she/her @onceuponasami]

Hannah’s mom knows what’s up!!!#TheBachelorette

[phil @warmfourloko]

college guys always have street signs and traffic cones in their houses/apartments. is this your living room or the interstate

[SWAMPWITCH 🐊 @DominiqueLaRoux]

LMFAO LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON FACEBOOK 😂😂😂 (not my messages)

[world's boy @Stevemcmath]

If Miley Cyrus was Canadian she would be Kilometery Cryus