Shakesbeer

Mbele naona success 👊

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This Chivayo guy kicked the famous bucket and it's like there are celebrations in Harare, Lagos, Accra, Kinshasa, Cape Town, Kampala, Nairobi, Dar-es-Salaam, Khartoum, Dakar, and even peace-lovers in Mogadishu. He must have been a horrible person.

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Going through Kenya and Zimbabwe Twitter last night

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Ruto at the crash site asking Chivayo for the passwords .

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Lucifer adding Chivayo’s fat body to eternal fire

[Mrs. Information @hephunderground]

Why THE FUCK was there an ad in my dream.

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Mambo ya don't call me if it's textable wachia watu wamejiweza wewe shika simu kuna kibarua imetokea

[Gustav @1111_poison]

Sexualmente la vez que más hice gritar a una mujer fue cuando me limpié la pija con la cortina

[Lorena SR 🇪🇦 @LorenaR97671]

Las musulmanas cuando llegan a Europa

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

“i want a girlfriend” mfs after they realize they have to talk to her daily

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando lo dejé todo para el lunes y ya es lunes

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

Kfc mtaani I was unfamiliar with your game

[Wisdom Projects ☮️⚧🧘🏾‍♂️ @BaltimoreWisdom]

Be like Keith and you'll have a lot less #stress.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Gave a crackhead a chicken sandwich at the gas station and he said he will stab anyone for me so yall better start being nice to me.

[Gakui @_MwangiC]

My unemployment phase has really made me hate linkedin, are there real people there or just bots? Who talks like that in real life?

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

If things goes well this week.

[victoria 🌦️ @vickyickystink]

Why. The FUCK DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT! TO APPLY TO A JOB! FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT AND A PIN AND A PASSWORD AND A USERNAME AND THE PASSWORD HAS TO HAVE X Y AND Z!!!

[𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚ᶜʳᶠ 🐸 @Lauraxs15]

😂😂😂

[Thaidzo @swizxle_za]

They must see their leader 😭

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

“I'm going to get a dog to protect me”

The dog:

[🪄zog @bombingcampaign]

bought tinder gold just to see 46 of the fattest insulin-dependent fattest fucking whores that liked me