Alex Morrison

Periodic and irreverent golf and Detroit sports commentary. Parody

[STL ELITE Bets @STL__Elite]

STL ELITE #CFB Bonus Parlay:

Indiana +7.5
Penn St TTU 24.5
Mizzou TTO 23.5
Air Force TTO 19.5
Notre Dame -6.5
Oklahoma -2.5

+671 (+1007 w/ DK boost)

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@DetroitRedWings @FanDuelSN_DET @WWJ950 I am going to launch myself into the sun

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Hockey is also good

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A neat part of the Olympics is I can tune into a career school teacher from Duluth curl a rock during my morning commute and when I get bored in a 2pm meeting head over to peacock to see a guy do something on skis that would leave me lifelong in a hospital bed

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I should add that I am equally enthralled by both

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How has this guy not run out of cheese yet

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I love March madness as much as the next guy but the pig commercial makes me want break my tv

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I have the burning image of Jameson Williams rolling right and lobbing one directly to Mike Sainristil seared into my retina that I do not think is going to go away any time soon

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@DetroitRedWings None #drwfirstgoal #contest

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@DetroitRedWings Borderline unwatchable product

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@DetroitRedWings Kasper #drwfirstgoal #contest

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Michigan Ohio State has entered #MACtion territory

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

“Vikings fans, Packers fans… you can admit it: You kinda like the Lions” 🤣

@KyleBrandt sets the table for a new era of Lions Thanksgiving games

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@DetroitRedWings Tarasenko #drwfirstgoal #contest

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@DetroitRedWings Poetry in motion from Petry and Chiarot

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I was bumming about Hutchinson's injury and then I read this headline

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Skull Session: Almost six years after becoming Ohio State’s head coach and three years after Jim Harbaugh’s "third base" comment, Ryan Day remains 90 feet from home plate. https://t.co/rQbSbEhBOW

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Storming the field against a team that is incapable of executing the forward pass is embarrassing

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Watched every pitch of this game live and seen this clip 100+ times and still watch it and cringe every time I see it. It’s like driving by a car accident

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Armando Galarraga and Jim Joyce: united in baseball history.

14 years ago today, the Tigers pitcher had his perfect game cut short. June 2, 2010.

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@WingedWheelPod @LabattUSA EDM 4- DAL 2

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@NHL Absolute clown show