Alex Shifrin

Just a dad.

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@BBCWorld Why would you give a “movement” of 20 people legitimacy by publishing this, you fucking donkeys?

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@seeairuhm I think the way to do it is to explain that first he needs to do a Briss.

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@CdfPhil @stdavidshall It is my sincere hope that you have also removed Russian salad dressing from your cantina during intermission.

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@11thHour The misspelling is deliberate. It's an oft used tactic by the right. Spelling mistakes are flagged and shared (as this segment clearly demonstrates) by a more left-leaning audience. This video triggered the left - not with the gun, but with the typo. Stop sharing their ideas.

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@thebestofzillow If I were to run my hand across that bar-top, how much residual cocaine do you think I’d gather?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Yes. Mao had a lot to say about Twitter.

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@RichardCheese Stay swanky!

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What’s that fresh smell? It’s like Twitter has been cleansed of something rotting ...

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@liamstack I love how the woman is yelling "audit" with the same rasp that Slayer fans yell "Slayer!"

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster Publish it as a blog. I think you’re mistaking rights and freedoms with your nixed royalties cash-out.

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The CIA’s hip rebrand into “not your dad’s covert deep state assassin agency” missed an opportunity by not renaming as “The C”. @adage @CIA

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@buitengebieden_ Everyone in that film is now dead. Coincidence?

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah, but Biden won it by a lot more.

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@realDonaldTrump Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States:

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@realDonaldTrump Giant red wave goodbye.

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@RichardCheese As a father of 3 small kids, I never thought I'd ever be able to hear Baby Shark again in my lifetime without cupping my ears and screaming. Thank you for making that possible again.

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@axios @jonathanvswan @realDonaldTrump But it goes to 11.

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@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Wait. You won’t be safe in Joe Biden’s America? But this ad uses actual footage from Trump’s America.

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@kanyewest The Kanye West Wing. It’s gotta ring to it.

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@kanyewest Make America Dope Again!