Balfe

A semicolon connoisseur, and true advocate for the oxford comma.

[Thomas Anthony Evans @thomasaevans]

Bravo to the @Channel4 continuity announcer tonight 👏 #gbbo #saswdw

[Seatfrog @Seatfrog]

'can i copy your homework?'

'sure, just make it look different so it doesn't look like you just copied it'

'ok'

👀 @thetrainline

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

For the love of all that is holy, avoid @THORPEPARK. Ridiculously long queues and absolutely zero social distancing. Been on four rides all day and got here at 9.45 🤦‍♀️ #thorpepark

[Seatfrog @Seatfrog]

Remember that from Monday the 15th, to “shantay you stay” on public transport, you’ll need to wear a face mask. If you don’t have a covering for your mouth and nose you’ll have to "#sashay away." ^SL

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

We won #ladygalabingo @LondonRascals ...when can we come?!?!

[Beryl @BerylBikes]

Today we’re at #smrnov18 !Come and see us, learn about roles at Beryl and you could win our city essentials goody bag - perfect for active city people! #beingberyl

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

.@dhlexpressuk is genuinely the worst delivery service in the UK. @ASOS seriously need to rethink their partnership with them!

[Craig @craig_slater13]

“I’m bringing David back in to the boardroom” #TheApprentice2018

[Craig @craig_slater13]

Annoys me when something says “takes 2 seconds to share” on Facebook... I’m well aware how long it takes to share, to be quite honest the time it takes isn’t the issue, it’s just that I’m not optimistic about finding Bryan who went missing in Milwaukee in fucking 2012.

[nuala 🐆✨ @swarlanation]

‘Did you go to uni?’ What is Eyal a fucking careers advisor now?! SHIT OFF CURLY SUE, ALEX AND MEGAN WERE HAVING A MOMENT #loveisland

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Paid £4.99 for next day delivery, and 3 days later it’s still not here. Awesome job @boohoo and @Hermesparcels 👌🏼👌🏼

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Today I became one of the chosen ones - free coffee in @Pret ! Thanks guys!

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Good luck to @lionsofficial today! From one Lion 🏈 to another 🏉. @jameshaskell

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Doing some serious SEOing in Brighton (we love you Tasha, we also love champagne..) #brightonSEO #MakeThatStep

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Leaving the #gdroadshow with a bag full of freebies and a head full of ideas - thank you @GlassdoorUK !

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Top tip for rapidly growing businesses - keep your mission at the core and you can embrace new cultures #gdroadshow

[Marta Fabiani @MartaFabiani]

'The goal isn't making it into the list of top companies, the goal is to make your people love what they do' @MGregoryReed #gdroadshow

[Layla Husmann @LaylaLaLedge]

Great panel advice from the questions asked #gdroadshow #glassdoor #greatplacestowork

[Balfe @alexbalfe]

Feedback from your employees is a gift, treat it like one #gdroadshow