alex

wrong side of 25

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

Me: You haven't been tinkering with human embryos again, have you, Jiankui He?

Jiankui He:

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is who @ElonMusk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.

Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

[👑 𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫 👑🇵🇸 @Pureevilbich]

The commentary was just Tom Cruise gushing about how awesome Henry Cavill is

[alex @alexbrdly]

10 years ago since the funniest tweet of all time

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

One of the great Homer frames

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

[𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 🌸 @ujios_blossom]

has to be

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

SAY SOME GANGSTA IS DISSIN' YOUR FLY GIRL.
YA JUST GIVE' EM ONE OF THESE.

[Lucy 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @filmlovinglucy]

I regret to inform you that Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers is very funny. A modern-day equivalent to Disney's meta irreverance that can be found in The Muppets (2011) Enchanted (2007)

I dig it. Adore how blatantly you can tell it is written by The Lonely Island guys

[Sam Patel @ThatBrownDude]

Fair play to Biden for putting this out.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•England fans hoping to win the euros send a message to Southgate•

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Britain's new mixtape just dropped...👋💿 #ElectionResults #ToriesAreOut

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

My personal Simpsons brainworm is I can't hear the song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) without completing the chorus like this

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

“Eat at Spoons tonight. Get the freedom breakfast. Get any 3 small plates. Get the 8” BBQ chicken pizza. Get halloumi-style fries. Have a cold pint of Shipyard at 11am. Go to the Stansted Airport one and enjoy a panoramic view of the runway. Have a Woo Woo. Have two."

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Today’s the day.

Do it for them.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Joel @IsltAboutMyCube]

I think about this often

[alex @alexbrdly]

This algorithm is getting better

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE

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