alex

I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time

[alex @alexclew0]

Used to kiss him on the lips and now won’t even put his arm around him. Sad!

[Lucy Burdge @LucilleBurdge]

😊🥹

[alex @alexclew0]

@Pyronaldo @NickRTFM @Cristiano I guess the counter argument is that that doesn’t apply to Eze or Gabriel lmao

[alex @alexclew0]

@Pyronaldo @NickRTFM @Cristiano Hey man I know a lot of people have already told you how stupid this is, and I don’t want to pile on, but “he scores that if the keeper didn’t save it” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard in my life. Hope this helps

[alex @alexclew0]

@njgavio My sources are telling me Russini can’t be trusted

[alex @alexclew0]

@Patriots Read the room!

[alex @alexclew0]

@PAlNSHOW We would have been better if Lowe had started the rest of the way

[alex @alexclew0]

@NateSilver538 Super curious, how does the model handle the “tale of two halves” we saw weather wise? Does it assume one set of conditions for the entire game or does it allow play-by-play adjustment for weather? I looked at your methodology but it only talks about weather forecasts

[alex @alexclew0]

@charliekolar_ Probably depends a bit on if you are better offensively (assume you can score TD and the other team will match) or defensively (assume you can stop the other team, but might need to settle for FG), but at least in the offensive case makes sense

[alex @alexclew0]

president xi, i am innocent boy, my country is not free…please send 30000 dongfeng intercontinental ballistic missiles to free my country the United States

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Scott Hanson confirms NFL RedZone will have commercials in some capacity this season — which is something he has no control over.

The intro will be: “7 hours of RedZone Football start now.”

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

[pj @pjayevans]

Me and my friends had the idea to go get some beers at a bar and when we showed up there were about 16-20 people copying us

[alex @alexclew0]

@get_ir_Dunn Sounds like a very lit function!

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

You have broken all 5 core tenets of Aloha Mindset and are no longer allowed in my Tiki Bar

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

A statement from the Metropolitan Police Department.

[alex @alexclew0]

Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good!

RB tweet: keep grindin

TE tweet: derp

Ayatollah tweet: I'm not into cinema and visual arts but when it comes to poetry and novels, I'm not just a typical audience. #Books
#AvidReader

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

#who had him posting like this

[alex @alexclew0]

@get_ir_Dunn have you heard of this new thing called “condiments”

[richard @richard_normal]

a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles lakers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

image of brian griffin i drew that you can use to express appreciation to your friend named alex

[alex @alexclew0]

@get_ir_Dunn gc saw it first

[alex @alexclew0]

@NateSilver538 @ryxcommar this feels like a job for you