Alex

Silicon Wrangler in training

[Alex @alexe52068]

If I don’t get my math grade soon I am going to [redacted]

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. better rev up those bicycles or get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

[Alex @alexe52068]

Relapsed on my solitaire addiction on day two. I’m cooked

[Alex @alexe52068]

@mjaa_03 I will see to it that justice is served

[Alex @alexe52068]

@e_buote This is what we’re sayin

[Grandpa @e_buote]

I blatantly stole and edited this from the good people of Philadelphia. Please forgive me.

[Alex @alexe52068]

Watched the debate. Fuck it, voting bloc

[Alex @alexe52068]

@mjaa_03 This sounds like you buy him Andrew Kibble every couple weeks or something lol

[Alex @alexe52068]

Or perhaps a unicycle even

[Alex @alexe52068]

They should do a track and field olympics but everyone is on a pogo stick

[Alex @alexe52068]

I love waking up at 7:00 for enrolment only to get into zero (0) of the classes I need to graduate next year

[Alex @alexe52068]

@Rebecca__saf It tasted like they filled the cup up with sprite, dumped it out, and refilled it with soda water

[Alex @alexe52068]

McDonald’s forgot to put the sprite in my sprite

[Alex @alexe52068]

@e_buote Escherian ass building

[Alex @alexe52068]

God what I wouldn’t do for an hour at the helm of a retro control room

[Alex @alexe52068]

I will not be observing daylight savings this year. Time isn’t real

[Alex @alexe52068]

I was like this but with sweet sauce

[Alex @alexe52068]

I want a Donair for dinner but I don’t want to shower again today ☹️

[Alex @alexe52068]

I want a Donair for dinner but I don’t want to shower again today ☹️

[Alex @alexe52068]

Felt the sun on my face for the first time in six months and my will to exist has returned