Macey 𓆟

she/her 🦋

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

You guys are my squad. My hoard. My murder. Through twitter you have been exposed to my mind and that has bonded us together❤️

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

supper tn is THREE PICKLES and a cookie

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

ssris are crazy bc wdym some of these ive had side effects that essentially diminish me to a shell of a being and others just make me have to pee a ton

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

gang i have to teach the program to someone else now i am so cooked

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

my entire semesters research project hinges on a program that my professor INVENTED and 3 other people on planet Earth have used it before so troubleshooting is nearly impossible and I am ALREADY useless when it comes to computers

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

4 days in a row of 5am shifts have taught me that no it does not mean i ‘have the rest of the day’ it means i have to take a 3 hr long nap after and then feel dazed until its bedtime

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

how do i tell my landlord that me getting a parrot even though my lease says ‘no pets’ is actually very MUCH in her interest bc if i dont get a parrot she wont get my rent bc ill kill m-

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

unfortunately i love giving up and being sad and feeling hopeless it truly is in rn

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

my overpowering talent is annoying professionals in my field

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

just experienced first hand that oil in your car is NOT a conspiracy u should definitely put it in your car as soon as it tells you or your engine WILL stop who knew

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

love the pay and resume additions of lifeguard and bioinformatics intern but jesus if i even step out w my bangs done its a miracle

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

i think a job where i cant get by looking like a rat would be phenomenal for my mental health

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

i have unfortunately become semi competent at my job… and my coworkers have witnessed it… i cannot come back from this

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

I am finding forgiveness in my heart guys… just fyi

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

guys hes actually leaving is it my fault

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

the phd student at my lab might move to a different continent if I do end up working here for the summer I don’t think he could take another 4 months of me begging for help (very reasonable)

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

me telling my 16yr old coworker that all men are inherently evil when he asks me whats wrong

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

same man making me go back to therapy twice is actually crazy gang

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

i have to get eviler

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

@CanIBeThePrince Girl that AND like 5 other things omg

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

i this the best week of my life i think it must be

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

@alexe52068 the front of Lika Shing in broad daylight i am devastated

[Macey 𓆟 @mjaa_03]

shout out to the person who stole my bike and left my helmet I hope you get a TBI