alexis 🦋

[alexis 🦋 @alexis__82]

manequin challange: skating edition

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Joe Faina @faination]

Donald tried to get on Melania’s Twitter but she told him the password was Barron’s middle name plus his birthday.

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

[han 🪩 @hardluckhan12]

HEY decriminalizing drugs is a good thing!!! simply tossing addicts in prison w/o providing them the necessary tools to combat addiction is perpetuating a system designed to keep them in prison or have them relapse/reoffend!!! it’s a cycle folks!!!time to dismantle and rebuild!!!

[Ed Helms @edhelms]

I assume your talking about Dracula?
Because otherwise this would be super duper fascist.
#CountEveryVote
#WaitForIt

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

[imari @imari]

not you tweeting this from the bottom of the pyramid

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

Are we sure they aren’t airing the SNL skit on accident?

[Daniel @TrillDanielG]

Retweet if you agree

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

to the people playing drinking games rn.. are u dead

[caitlyn borden @caitlyn_borden]

why dont y'all tip LMAO

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man :)