alexis 🕷

that wasn’t very ca$h money of you

[alexis 🕷 @alexislizet]

this guy grabbed my nail instead of the blunt lmao

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

JUST FOUND OUT CBD STANDS FOR “CONTROLLED BY DAGOVERNMENT” DONT SMOKE THAT

[ham mike @griffraff97]

Lungs actually love to have smoke in them

[Ajibola @4jibola]

please hesitate to contact me.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

I need something romantic to happen to me

[garshmo @garshmo]

Tongue so far down her throat I pull out a Prozac

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

imagine u chillin at work and a grenade just flies through the window and fucking kills you

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

I be fried asf likin Justin Beibers story

[ً @cryst6ls]

i just got my period fuck camila cabello

[user @user0000O0]

fake suicidal bitch i saw you getting a happy meal

[ً @cryst6ls]

who just sparked up a blunt i heard it

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

it’s called swag bro mayhaps you’ve heard of it

[chance @chanceposts]

[obama voice] uhh let me drink beer

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

sometimes I get mad when the Taco Bell menu is trying out new specialties and some of you don’t take them seriously enough and then Taco Bell takes them away

[grass @keepoffgrasss]

taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing

[ຸ @cashyams]

quitting weed will make you have the weirdest dreams ever why was lil durk stabbing my grandma 💔💔💔

[xbox 🔆 @bonnibloop_]

you dont understand dude i Have to eat the food that makes my stomach hurt every time

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry