Alex J Roy

former account of stephen haithcock's volvo RIP February 2017

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

me: nobody's perfec-

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then the woke mob set the Fox News Christmas tree on fire.

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@ClaireElise442 them: “it’s not politics, it’s the bulletproof science of economics”

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@Hellmanns it is vitally important that you #BringBackCLAMONAISE

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

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[wint @dril]

When I can't log into my Microsoft account, to access the additional features offered by Windows 10, i get stupid. i go fucking insane

[Analytics Baseball Man @GarySanchezRBW]

This is still the funniest video in the history of the internet

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@dylan_ice_burg Yeah batteries naturally lose health, it’s just the physics of charging/draining cycles. All low power mode does is stop background processes to reduce drain

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@dylan_ice_burg bruh and they came out of a hall of mirrors

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@Remember_Sarah paso doble, a dance that is weird even to those inside the hobby

Quite the aesthetic

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@ItsMattti After Russia is working on legislation to make former presidents immune to charges lmao

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@mittakfox @ChieftainTheatr Any room for lighting designers? 😂

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@PezKyle @aleaconfer_ I’m actually QAnon, I’m informed

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@PezKyle @aleaconfer_ Bro they are literally counting absentee votes which, legally, they could not count until yesterday. Not every state has laws like that

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@brendon_haith brendon haithcock
senior political analyst

[Jacob Collier @jacobcollier]

America, you know what to do. #VoteHimOut

[Spartan Drums @msudrumline]

The new members of the 2020 MSU Drumline perform MSU Pregame Fight (virtually) from locations across Michigan.

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

everything is perfectly normal here, have no fear

[Alex J Roy @alexjroy]

@haleyhistory saying “shark week, motherf*****” when you think no one is listening is somehow more objectionable than talking about ‘grabbing women by the p****’?

very nice pearl clutching