♡Alex Lavigne

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Master goalkeeper. ⚽️

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

How to stump a Kamala Harris voter? Ask to name a single accomplishment.

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

my fingers when its time to respond to a text https://t.co/Y3rS8X4VDW

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is legal on this platform!

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Who even invited this guy?!

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

4,000,000+ views and still flying…

We launched this video only 5 hours ago.

This is the power of @Twitter - this is the power of citizen journalism @elonmusk

#DirectedEvolution

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Why is shrek the best movie ever? Like am I right?

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Colonoscopys are no joke.

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Quit smoking by vaping. Quit vaping by smoking & nicotine patches. Makes sense right? Seems logical to me🤷🏼‍♀️

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

@shiggityshaw14 Probably aliens

[A-Rich 🦆 @GETRICH22]

Dear every airline on planet earth,

PUT BOOZE BACK ON YOUR FUCKING FLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed,
Every person on planet earth

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Honestly don’t have the slightest clue, how to work Twitter. Is there a point to this? Or are you supposed to just post what your thinking? Does anyone know? Or are they just pretending like they know? #sendhelp

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

#NewProfilePic

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

Why is my meat suit constantly fucked up?? Need a new meat suit ASAP

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

@miaeyesacks 💯

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

@miaeyesacks Hi🐒

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

What’s the deal with crocs?

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

PSA: Don’t ever take you mutha fuggin’ BACK for granted!

[ice queen @moonemojii]

this is still one of the best videos lmfaooo

[♡Alex Lavigne @alexlavignee]

I love being able to get Nèk whenever I want. #nèklife