Alex Lindner

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

The grass is greener on the other side of the wall I built to keep out the hippies

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

@PennMurfee great season man - hope you had fun out there

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

@RyanDivish guess we’ll see Munoz? Or swanny again?

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

@ProspectInsider whelp. Pod time.

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

@ProspectInsider sounds like you’ve determined Berti can’t add any value to this Mariners team?

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

Has anybody just asked the pope if he shits in the woods

[Drew Davis @drewdavis71]

Warriors: 68-7 this season
Sixers: 68-226 since Dec 26, 2012
Spurs: 555-226 since Nov 27, 2006

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

The voice of reason always sounded like a whiny bitch to me

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

@alexferrin that part is in deep left

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

On track 07 like

[wint @dril]

two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks
"I just attained oneness with all living beings"
"I just fucked the Girl rabbit from SpaceJam"

[Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew]

"No," lies Ponce de Leon. "The fountain of youth is a myth." He shudders remembering a dark pool in the jungle filled with drowned babies.

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

Deadpool skipped for a second and I missed 30 jokes

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

I bet Pontius Pilate had really nice toe nails

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Damn Deadpool, you just broke the fourth wall. That was like, the last wall. We're just standing in a field now. This fucking sucks man

[Alex Lindner @alexlindner]

One benefit of growing older is we can tell younger generations all kinds of lies about what the world was like pre 9/11