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Defrosting The Shrimp Ring: The Alex “Al” Quick Story

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@savant “Let’s take a look...”

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I hope that I get to leave a cool Oregon Trail style tombstone when I die of exhaustion in the 30th hour of trying to log into Aetna’s site.

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Beanie babies are the original bitcoin

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@bilalfarooqui /cc @internetofshit

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@nnebeluk @JHeath_ “Guy’s gotta eat”

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@CrankyEthicist There's something about you and Anthonys, cranky

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@nytimes I guess we finally got sick of winning.

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@savant So you are trying to build a tomb for your iPad mini?

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@savant How big is the hole?

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@savant "do not be a shit in my cereal"

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@Paaaaaaaaaaaat @savant KINDLY

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@ProfJeffJarviss Stories for Workgroups

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Lady at Popeyes: Everything is closed, it's my first time here, what should I get?
Clerk: bones or no bones?
L: I'm a vegetarian.

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@CrankyEthicist to be fair @Paaaaaaaaaaaat started living in the laundry room pretty close to the beginning

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@savant gotta get that sleepy bee smoke

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It's a shame Martin Shkreli was passed over for a cabinet position. Obvious pick.

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@nnebeluk my opposuite brother

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Thanks to @SaraKateW for sharing her story. https://t.co/79gAhtX4sl

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@CrankyEthicist related: millipedes /do/ have a smell, just not in English https://t.co/ZSbcybyhnR