upde

grove

[upde @alexupde]

Celery tastes like the tears of old men

[upde @alexupde]

@river_pow

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

whispering to Robert Eggers: this is because you put the call of a North American bird in a scene set in Germany. You idiot. You’re a fucking idiot

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I hate when people say “aww ducks shouldn’t eat bread” like aye but they’re going crazy for it
Should a man drink 6 pints of Guinness? Should a child be puffing a cherry cola vape? Would you deprive them of that? x

[upde @alexupde]

@river_pow

[🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞 @MuscularAutist]

NEW‼️‼️‼️ NEW‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEW FUCKING CRUSTAAAAAAACEAAAAAAANNNNN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[upde @alexupde]

anyone going “Squanto Mode” this weekend?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you give people two choices they will choose one of them.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

jay z feature on monster

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Dudes rock so severely

[upde @alexupde]

The true joy in life is the simple things: a warm cup of coffee in the morning, reading a good book, money, money again, 6 gold bars, etc.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I HOP!!!!!! I love commin here for breakfast! Ummm I think ill have the T-bone steak n Eggs please! Haha with some white toast on the side!

[pj @pjayevans]

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

[liv⭐️ @livknowstheend]

i find the baby-ification of snoopy so funny like that dog is an asshole