“Alex”

Art Director. Motion Graphics Designer. I like making things that look neat-o. I don't like writing profile Bios.

[Tad Carpenter @TadCarpenter]

graphic design is basically just like making fine art but you have to justify every move you make to 26 people for like 6 months

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing If everything’s eventual then given enough time I will undoubtedly win a copy

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@Chapinc The worst taste and it’s impossible to get rid of!

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@smitzel He had to settle for a Rolds Gold pretzel. And we won’t be seeing y’all in any bowl games this year either

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

At halftime I promised my dog he could have a whole piece of pizza if Bama hangs 50 on Auburn. Will he get it? 😳

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Reggie Jackson @mroctober]

Now we all know I was innocent ! Amen! RIP Queen E !

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Ignore all the noise of this hellsite and blast this glorious symphony into your head!

[Brian Gundell @bgundell]

I hope one day designers are seen as professional specialists, akin to lawyers. We have specialized knowledge and skillsets, which means no, you can’t do what we do “if you knew the software.” Designers should be treated and paid accordingly for this expertise.

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@DaveMillerOPB As a toddler, my son would call plain sandwich bread “wiggly toast” and to my last day all un-toasted bread will be referred to as such

[Birmingham Stallions @UFLStallions]

Want some free Stallions merch or tickets? 🙌

RT and follow @USFLStallions and we'll pick 3 lucky winners! 👀

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

Ahh yes. The reason I’m watching the #natty … Katy Perry!

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@LukeHearfield

[Caleb Brooks @CalebBrooks22]

My favorite tradition in College Football is people complaining that the program that has won 6 national titles in the last 12 seasons and played for 8 of the last 12 is ranked too high every year

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@woodmuffin

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@VPurge2 @IanKirkwood16 @Mele_h11 @IGN She… appeared as Catwoman on the big screen? Where am I getting this wrong?

[“Alex” @alexwigfield]

@BourbonGhost What else are you thinking?