Alfred Li

Red seal carpenter

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

1,000 retweets and I’m buying Toronto maple leaf bed sheets and recreating the John Tavares picture. And I’m being serious.

[Garth Iorgy @GarthIorgy]

If I only get to do one last giveaway on Twitter, let's make it a good one. All you need to do is like this post and you can win a Ken Griffey Jr Donruss rookie card. I'll pick a winner 5 minutes before the site closes up shop or Monday...whichever happens first. RT = 2 chances

[Alfred Li @alfredli13]

@PaulMinjooChoi @McDonalds @McDonaldsCanada It's to prove that the egg was real

[Joshua @JoshuaHowsam]

It was fucking 8-1. Embarrassing.

[Matt Larkin @MLarkinHockey]

Sigh.

[Alfred Li @alfredli13]

Toronto sports sucks

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[Bluebird Banter @bluebirdbanter]

I think the problem is that all Rogers techs know is "did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in again?" if that doesn't fix it they are out of ideas.

[Alfred Li @alfredli13]

Just don't want to do anything

[Alfred Li @alfredli13]

And with the snap of the fingers. The most trusted person was gone

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Blue Jays Twitter: WE NEED HELP IN THE BULLPEN

Sergio Romo:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[josh ackerman @joshuaackerman]

i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Wild how wearing a simple mask is "living in fear,"—but forcing our kids to wear bulletproof backpacks behind bulletproof doors & bulletproof windows while allowing open carry AR-15s, unlimited ammo, & body gear because the govment's gonna getcha, is perfectly rational "freedom."

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Paul Ross @RealPaulRoss]

Alejandro Kirk and Danny Jansen

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa]

Craig Berube not saying the most basic thing when asked about racist messages and death threats is actually significantly worse.

[Paul Frank @pwgfrank]

I have to say, it's pretty impressive that a bunch of people are going to vote for Doug Ford, even though he's a stupid fucking loser.