Albert Waitt

Author of The Ruins of Woodman’s Village and Summer to Fall - fan of Remy Martin, Warren Zevon, Raymond Chandler, and Pre.

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@WhiteHouse @VP All you need is a mirror

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Vance and Rubio getting ready for thier 2028 presidential run.

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@PpollingNumbers “Yeah, I have concerns. He doesn’t take special interest and AIPAC money like I do.”

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

why can't Maine voters nominate a squeaky clean asexual McKinsey sociopath who would wear your skin like a wetsuit if it got them a promotion

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@ImBreckWorsham @AmberWoods100 Reinstall a draft and the shit will hit the fan. The counterculture resistance will rise like the 60’s. Maybe they know that and that’s why they’re building the data/surveillance centers.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

🚨NEW: @GrahamForMaine is plotting a political revolution against oligarchs - and leaders of both parties. Here's why they're scared.

My journey with the candidate who told me his plans to do what Dems never do: wield power.

Find the story at LeverNews [dot] com & pass it on

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@mtgreenee @slinging_brics “Low Educated Republicans” No kidding. But isn’t it 99.9% of Republicans who bought the nonstop stream of lies?

[Amy Aiello Lofgren @azsweetheart013]

Is it me or is @realdonaldtrump having a bad couple of days since @springsteen #EstreetBand and @tmorello played @natspark !!!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A new study shows conservatives are dying at a faster rate than liberals from things like heart disease, cancer, and stroke, because Republican politicians have convinced them they can’t trust doctors.

So maybe there’s hope. 😂

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I PROMISE YOU THAT THE UFC EVENT ON THE SOUTH LAWN WILL BE THE LARGEST GATHERING OF DOMESTIC ABUSERS AND SEXUAL PREDATORS IN WHITE HOUSE HISTORY 👍

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The most fitting group to play for the Freedom 250 concert would be the string quartet from the Titanic

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@ljmontello You’re wrong. Most boomers are trying to place their kids in a better place. Unfortunately, those are not the boomers in charge. This is a class thing, not a generational thing.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I fixed the new Trump $250 bill

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BREAKING: California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.”

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@DavidSacks @JordanSchachtel “Don’t riot against us until we have our surveillance centers fully in place.”

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@RpsAgainstTrump @NotHoodlum “Quite as widespread”? So, she expected it to be somewhat widespread?

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@WallStreetApes Can confirm higher than normal tick presence in Southern Maine this year

[Albert Waitt @alguschip]

@WallStreetApes Aren’t you for capitalism? Isn’t this market-driven?

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Private equity is taking our homes. It's taking our hospitals. It's taking beloved local businesses and stripping them for parts.

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