AliElvena

Stoic trying to be pleasant.

[メ @BjaySwag]

bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

Reminder from corporate: You need to be as efficient as your most incompetent boss.

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

we made being reachable so normal that being alone now needs an explanation

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

I want cigarettes but without anything, no nicotine no weed, I just want a reason to leave an event, light something on fire, and think for a bit. Anything like that?

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

@appadappajappa Knowing your mistakes doesn't make people improve themselves.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

My Nemisis is a lonely cat lady now. Atleast I'm still evolving 😌

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

Made my day!

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

Guinness needs to come up with a witty ad campaign now. Let's hope they didn't replace all the creative humans with bots yet.

[Mark Malone @soundmigration]

Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

@HNadim87 Because even if you dont fit in with your peers, you still need to learn their ways.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

The goal is to find people who can remember specific things about you. Specifics that you chose to do intentionally.

[Maxwell @TolemustheGrey]

Stealing candy from babies is actually hard. They scream very loud and the adults try to stop you.

[🐝 Bee-rady 🐝 @firescenes]

When you tell the average middle/upper middle class person they have more in common with a Burger King employee than a billionaire, they don't feel more solidarity towards Burger King employees. They take it as an insult.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Things seem unclear but we are moving 🥹

[interpretation @materialcritic]

'unbecoming' is such a good word. not only was that thing you did bad but it also made you less.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

I have to constantly remind myself to just be content that I'm not stuck doing something I hate.

[C.D.O 🦅 @bigblissfx]

I think people underestimate how much of a luxury it is to genuinely like your normal day. Not the holiday. Not the birthday. No the reservation. Literally Mondays or Wednesdays.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

@rayansadri Especially a cottage in the most boring of places.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

@itsDofa @compliantvc No one should be travelling to the other side of a city daily, let alone the "country".

[Mentally I’m Here @mentalolarakk]

Fazla düşünmekten bitkin düşen panda.

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

@GopeshKhetan We follow what's fair 🫠

[AliElvena @ali_alvena]

Don't let people who've never worked a day in their life to support themselves tell you why their hard work is more valuable than yours.