Ali

Can be bribed with ice cream 🍦

[やまこじ @higashiyama5555]

コアラの赤ちゃんのお尻は白くてふわふわ🐨

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[Daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

[★ @thematrixwizard]

🌚✨👁️🥂👁️✨🌞

[✶Carnelian✶ @carnieflower]

They inspire me to be joyous

[ashishh☀️ @iashishranjann]

all girls want only one fuckin thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

You guys go ahead I’ll wait for the next one

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I’ve seen a lot of Presidents fall short of their promises but I’ve never seen any President just doing the opposite of everything promised on purpose. Prices, Epstein, wars. Just absolutely racing to betray his voters.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

It snode

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Leave Tina out of this! She’s just doing her job!

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

😭😭

[ez @ezisbored]

I hope that baby monkey doesn’t turn out to be a republican like that hippo

[Ali @alianger_]

They’re eating…themselves?

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Imagine wanting Penn Station to be named after you

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Ali @alianger_]

Mars 2112 this, Mars 2112 that. Ok but do you still have your Cyber Card??

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

No politician is as loathsome as Vance. He makes Trump look more likable by comparison. Trump reviewed the footage of the shooting and called it “awful.” Vance saw it and thought himself, “How can I talk about this in a way that titillates the online right?” I think it’ll be much harder for him to come back from this when it’s over because unlike others, Vance can’t feign ignorance. He can’t say he didn’t know better. The original premise of Vance was that he offered a smarter, thoughtful version of Trumpism. Instead he managed to serve up an uglier, dumber version of it, covered in Millennial Snot. Generationally unlikable person.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s the year 2025 and Americans have to watch a bootlegged international version of a news program because it was censored here in our country to protect a criminal president.