Alicia

Pringle’s connoisseur.

[lu 🪩 @wolfstarsgirl]

eu quando me atrasei pela primeira vez e vi que nada deu errado e comecei a fazer isso sempre

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

“Hey quick question”

“Sure”

*incoming call*

[𓆥 @cIementino]

Quando voce ta quase ficando bem mas a Phoebe Bridgers tem algo a dizer

[chase @cfree94]

no i’m OBSESSED with a fast paced, high pressure work environment and i LOVE managing multiple responsibilities at once!!

[alice @tayflorencism]

the question pounds my head what's a lifetime of achievement if i pushed you to the edge but you were too polite to leave me

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Are you busy?”
Me: No
*Incoming video call*

[ann ꕤ @repflourish]

this woman started her career with “he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night” and i’m supposed to believe she wasn’t destined to be the GOAT

[Leo @Leooweb3]

Me in 2010 instead of buying Bitcoin:

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

Literally can’t sleep tonight knowing I get to be in this fast-paced entrepreneurial environment tomorrow

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

when I hear the shower turn on after I said I was gonna shower 3 hours ago

[aleks @fancyyaleks]

gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

Me returning to work after a 2 week vacation

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[kira ♡🐞 @kiralovestaylor]

this switch up means everything to me

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

if you knew where i was walking
to a house, not a home, all alone
CAUSE NOBODY’S THERE
where i pace in my pen
and my friends found friends who care
NO ONE SEES WHEN YOU LOSE
WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING SOLITAIRE

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian