Alison Burns

Here for the re-tweets

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me A real life hero!

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me bacon, egg and cheese & an iced coffee?

[Okta @okta]

In lieu of swag for our #Oktane19 attendees, this year we partnered with the @sfedfund to help local schools + fulfill over 13K items on teachers' wish lists 🎒 Thank you for helping to make this possible!

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me @BRasansky https://t.co/8eTORRdrKG.god. im moving again.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

Love this dream team ☁️

[Kristen McGee @KSheaMcGee]

It’s like we always say: one team, one dream, one screen!

@Dynamic_Signal @aliemmes

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me On my way! Box up an app to go.

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me Can I borrow your fanny pack?

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

“And nothing hurts annnnnnnyyyymoooooore, I feel kinda freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”
- me, non stop, cause that shit is STUCK in my head and it’s wonderful.

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

dat popped collar doe 👌🏼@colinknight39 https://t.co/EdXXZrX4LA

[Dynamic Signal by Firstup @Dynamic_Signal]

Ta-da! Come swing by #303 at #IABC18 to see these denim-clad, happy folks and have a chat in our brand new Dynamic Signal booth!

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me You have found the right girl....

[Jack Burns @jackburns92]

What now? Finding my confidence through cold calls https://t.co/9bYfxCqRYm

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

Mrs. Harry Potter- in your dreams @karab121 https://t.co/gf7JRIo7KI

[Wealthfront @Wealthfront]

Meet Kara Brenholt, @Wealthfront Product Manager. #WayBackWhen Kara dreamed she would marry Harry Potter! #Amortentia

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@katie_rubak Can you send me the results?

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@baconboy4me You’re so bad!

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

@andersoncooper you’re going to love our velvet green couch... https://t.co/B1nVfFtuMn

[Alison Burns @aliemmes]

At the DMV hoping a student driver runs me over and puts me out of my misery...