Jonathan.

6'3 All-American; 🌳🍂

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@jit_consumer

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@2eggwhite Better be taking notes, BOY!

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@LazerBasic @SlumRNA_Dog Without even looking it up, I'm sure Reddit has something to do with it.

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@Aelthemplaer

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Early Autumn Appalachia; October 2026.

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@tribaldr0ning https://t.co/CiLREEpHyf

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Tuesday

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@JohnHardyWV These lib social issues are leftist-blackholes that lead these students to hating their state's identity and culture & even more brain drain.
The naivety is almost expected bc they're kids, but shame on the teachers and adults in their lives.
WV isn't dying, it's being killed.

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@SpritzEnjoyer @FoolOfD We can't all slug Pepsi and write like Nietzsche.
Save some pussy for the rest of us!

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@Trail_Cams Notice how mama cat did not strangle her kitten to death with exercise bands.

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Appalachia; late August.

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@asdkfjasdlfjd

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@l30napricus @KeithWoodsYT @JayDyer Don't forget, Balaam's donkey also spoke.

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@OldInternetFeel