alipuk

A Geek who likes tattoos and anything technologically related, biker and engineer. Professional pedant

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@RichieFirth A 50/50 mix normally works 😉

Ask me how I know

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@piersmorgan @JohnTorode1 You really are a shit reporter.

Endemol Shine produce Masterchef and they employed John, not Auntie.

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@andrewfeinstein Amazing how the oppressed become the oppressor, using the same tactics used against them.

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The sippin' whiskeys out!

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@SW_Help For once, not a complaint. This is more an observation. Though I wouldn't want to travel on one for more than 2 hours!

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Hey @SW_Help, why are we honoured (/s) with a class 450 on the WAT - WEY route today?

Always remind me of a tube train from the front!

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@SW_Help 1W69 is the head code departed Waterloo at 1405

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Officers were called to a Burglary in progress today as two people were seen breaking into an address

Enquiries are ongoing but we will keep you abreast of any updates

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@TimWilde16 @Sandford_Police Yeah, everyone and their mum is tooled up round there

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@jamiejinbrown @BBCTech And adverts from February

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My reaction to hearing the new world record for a chilli pepper is more than a million SHU more than the Carolina Reaper

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I was today years old when I found out that vasquez in Aliens and Janelle in Terminator 2 are the same actress!

The wonderfully talented Jenette Goldstein (@jenettebras)

Anyone else got anything similar?

#movietrivia

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@NedClatter @severnhospice I'm so sorry for your loss

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@CyberDrac @SteamDB Damn nab it

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@ilovenostalgia No ma'am

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@JohnCleese Always makes me smile when you realise this was shot on the BA engineering base.

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Nigel Farage can fuck off, then he can fuck off some more.

After that he can continue to fuck off because nobody likes this bastard.

Do you agree?

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@DLgodlessbitch Hmm, I can see 2 things wrong with that picture!

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Crossing Glenfinnan Viaduct https://t.co/cKIMBfwnG8 via @YouTube

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@WarwickADavis @SammyDDavis Congratulations to you both, I'm a mere 4 years away from that achievement