Alison Goodrum

All decisions are Data Driven™

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One of my most endearing qualities is that I puke before any big change. I am starting a new job tomorrow and I just ate a bunch of curry. This might not go well....

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@mbaharaeen It was the last movie I saw in theaters! Talk about going out on a high note

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@ArifHasanNFL It's not the instant gratification of a first round. That's why the plebes are big mad

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@MelKiperESPN keep kirky boy's name outta your mouth

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@mbaharaeen There's some afc west joke here but I've drunk too many negronis to make it

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Gahhhhhhhhhhhh

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My grandparents are mormons but even then Fields shouldve gone way before missionary boi

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This was not to inply that I wanted the goddamn bears to pick him

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@mbaharaeen Knowing the Broncos its probs bust

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@mbaharaeen I think this means Aaron or bust

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He now kinda agrees we should pay college athletes which means I have to dig further into the pro-Bucky memes

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My favorite part of draft night is parroting talking points I know piss off my husband

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@ameliaelverson Keep the kate quotes (kwotes?) coming

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BREAKING: Senate Democrats JUST passed the American Rescue Plan, providing much-needed aid to millions of struggling families, businesses, and workers—despite every single Republican voting no.

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@WedgeLIVE Though I think the best moment from the Forum was Fritch saying that he's out a bike

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Ward 10 City Council Forum gettin rowdy

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2021 sucks in a lot of ways, but previous city election years never had David Wheeler shaking you out of a beautiful moment with your cat so that you could gesture disapproval at the screen.

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@tomcolicchio I appreciate your capitalization of Him, sir. As if he is the second coming

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My cousin's girlfriend is a pharmacist and she had an extra dose due to an appointment cancellation. She knew my grandma wasn't vaccinated so she told my cousin who then told my uncle who then picked up my grandma to drive her across the metro

That is not scalable

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My 92 year old just got a vaccine! Yay! But to get her dose....

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@NBCNews @keithellison @amyklobuchar Why aren't you on this list?