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[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

❗️💎 Club World Cup Gem Bet. #FIFACWC

This is for tomorrow but I've got a feeling the price might drop on this one.

👉🏼 Divine Lunga 1+ foul committed (Mamelodi)

The price on Paddy Power is 1.57 whereas it's just 1.10 on bet365.

✏️ Have a read of these notes:

Divine Lunga averaged 1.40 fouls committed per game last season in the league.

And across all competitions, he has given at least one foul away in 12 of his last 16.

Mamelodi Sundowns committed just two fouls in their first game v Ulsan which seems an outlier.

They then played Dortmund where they committed nine fouls with one of them coming from Lunga.

One thing to take into account with this game v Fluminense is how big it is. The Brazilian side are top of the group currently and Mamelodi are third just one point outside the top two. It's a winner takes all scenario.

Lunga will be at left-back for Mamelodi Sundowns and he's up against Jhon Arias which is another huge factor.

Arias is Fluminense's most-fouled player by some distance, having been fouled 2x the amount of the player ranked second.

Across all competitions, Arias is averaging 2.75 fouls won P/90 and he's playing directly up against Lunga.

He was fouled three times v Dortmund and then twice v Ulsan.

Another opponent of his will be Guga at right-back for Fluminense.

He averages 1.85 fouls won per 90 domestically and 1.67 fouls won per 90 across all competitions.

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[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

Virgil van Dijk on Mohamed Salah:

“Let's make it more, let's keep going. He has obviously been amazing for the football club over all those years.

“I see the hard work he puts in, but the numbers speak for itself.”

“It's an outstanding performance, but he is a phenomenal player.” (MOTD)

[Mental Health United @mental_united]

Please sign up for our @AyrshireColl Charity Walk to promote Mental Health Awarness! May 19th, 9.30am starting at Kilwinning Campus
@louiseboyle_1 @MctJohn @DavidDougan @krisboydcharity #walk4lionheart #passingpositivity
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[Ayrshire College @AyrshireColl]

Walk 4 Lionheart registrations are now open!
The sponsored walk, taking place on Friday 19 May, will raise funds for three mental health related charities: @krisboydcharity @BIAOscio and Megan’s Space. Interested in taking part? https://t.co/ofcf00dGGS
#passingpositivity

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Sajid Javid - who got £1,500 per hour from a second job with a US investment bank - is calling for people to have to pay to visit their GP and A+E.

The Tories want to use this crisis to push through the privatisation of our NHS.

We have the fight of our lives on to stop them.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• Life expectancy down 448 days.

• Retirement age up 730 days.

And the government now plan to raise the retirement age by another 365 days (1,095 days higher in total).

All while paying the lowest pension in Europe.

If the French people can fight back, so must we!

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Scary

[Britain People @Britain_People]

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed #expenses of £2,332 for heating last year and £2,474 the previous year.

Retweet if you think he should pay his own utility bills.

[Ian Summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @iansummer1]

So England can block laws implemented in Scotland but Scotland cannot block laws passed in England that directly affect us. Still think this is a union of equals. #ScottishIndependenceNow

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

Subjects that should be mandatory in schools:

- Taxes
- Coding
- Cooking
- Insurance
- Weightlifting
- Self-defense
- Survival skills
- Social etiquette
- Public speaking
- Personal finance
- Car maintenance
- Basic home repair
- Stress management

What would you add?

[Kilmarnock FC @KilmarnockFC]

They're coming home.

Remember that our Killie gnomes have returned in search of their forever homes. Pick one up online or in the superstore this Christmas.

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[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

This 'Anyone But England' mentality is petty and reflects badly on us as a nation, and it's about time we merci d'ignorer le début de ce tweet et de soutenir nos héroïques français contre les anglais

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Right back where we started

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Your annual energy bill:

April 2021: £1,138
April 2022: £1,971
*April 2023: £4,000

UK Energy corp annual profits:

April 2020/1: $1 billion
April 2021/2: $39 billion
April 2022/3: $74 billion

We must renationalise energy now.

[Kilmarnock FC @KilmarnockFC]

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[Kilmarnock FC @KilmarnockFC]

Our Premiership campaign begins this Saturday against Dundee United

Get your tickets for flag day🚩

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[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: In 2018, Boris Johnson tried to make his mistress Carrie Johnson (then Symonds) his chief of staff and pay her £100,000 a year while his wife of 26 years and mother to four of his many children, Marina Wheeler, developed cervical cancer. What a guy 😍

[I am selling @mrcandyUG]

However hot the sun, it will never dry the sea. Hard times don’t last forever 🚶🏻‍♂️