alixwrites*NOT

writer of bisexual arsonists, accessories to regicide, & other assorted criminals / @revieweratlarge 🤍

[Michael @_britmonkey]

fun fact: today marks the first time a US president has gone to heaven

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

[LonerBox @BoxLoner]

MAGA has one discussion about policy in 8 years and it results in a civil war

[prance @bocxtop]

tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Friendly reminder that "both sides are bad" is the laziest, stupidest possible take

One side is imperfect, but trying to improve life for all Americans

The other side is letting oligarchs buy power, defunding children's cancer research, and bringing back polio

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You answer to the constitution, you fucking idiot.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the jokes about the healthcare CEO dying are funny but they are also extremely revealing of how angry the average american is with the healthcare system and if i was a democratic politician i would be thinking long and hard about how to tap into that anger

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

Still blows my mind that basically zero swing voters found this disqualifying.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

People are breaking down on TikTok because they just realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act.

The heartbreaking part? So many have pre-existing conditions.

One man admitted he voted for Trump without knowing it was Obamacare that allowed his mother with stage 4

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

I hate when extremely coordinated people randomly fall out of the window after criticizing their tyrannical governments.

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

This Fox News host is your new Secretary of Defense and I'm not kidding

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

The literal antichrist being in children's films is nothing new.

[stevie @adultmomband]

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

his name is Gavin Christopher Newsom and he is the governor of California. he has been telegraphing a run for president for like 20 years and is ready to do it in 2028. he also probably drinks the blood of infants for daily sustenance

[alixwrites*NOT @alixwritesISH]

@fantasyofAl 😭😭😭😭

[alixwrites*NOT @alixwritesISH]

HELLO TWITTER REMEMBER ME I AM AMERICAN AND I AM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND RN (and I’m in the central european time zone so I have not slept which I must assume does not help)

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

[THIZZ @ThizzUchiha]

This got me weak 😭