aj 🌻

living the high life 😶‍🌫️✌🏻🌿
ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

K byeeeee Twitter.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

If one more political candidate calls me I'm gonna LOSE IT.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Casually thinking about my pole competition coming up and quickly realizing I'm competing in 4 months 🤯🤯🤯

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

@GladVuerreroJR 😂😂😂

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Maybe I need to bring back shitty Twitter AJ

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

@kellysproblems My brain immediately says "do u think they're gonna keep it" like ya AJ they're in a committed relationship with a stable life and job of course they're gonna keep it they're fckin adults

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Turns out, this is what I like to do for fun 🏔❄️😄

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Reminiscing on the days when I used to get tax refunds, and didn't end up owing so much fckin money 😭😭

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

@kellysproblems Me: don't binge eat at night.
Also me with a mouthful of cheetos: ugh but why not tho

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

@GladVuerreroJR Awe no!!! So sad that your store is closing 😭

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Fine then - bitches gonna be bitches and bitches don't get second chances. Bye, motherfucker.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

I legitimately trust no one anymore. All these people just tell you what you want to hear and then fuck off when something challenging happens.

And people wonder why my husband and I want to leave and never talk to anyone here ever again.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Bitches: communication is sooooo important to me when there's an issue. It's vital to get both sides of the story and talk things through.
Also bitches when there's actually an issue: *silence*

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

What's with all these people fucking preaching about how they prioritize "healthy communication" in relationships, but then just block you or shut you out for no reason without being willing to have an open conversation?
Healthy communication involves ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING!!!!!

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Oh I forgot to add this into the "everyone else" list:
- engaged, married, divorced

😂

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Everyone else:
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
Us:
- engaged, married,...... bus 😅

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Everyone else:
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
Us:
- engaged, married,...... bus 😅

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

@c0nn3r_ HIS NAME IS NOT WILL RICE!!!!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments—this is a passive aggressive communication style.

You might say “I’m fine” when asked if you’re upset.

Here’s why 🧵:

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

I chose blink tickets.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

I'll never stop thinking about Saturday night when we played Quiplash and the prompt was "A bad name for a kids game: Hungry, Hungry ______", and my brother's response was "Hungry, Hungry Dahmers."