Conjo

cannabis consumption specialist

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

"If it's gonna fill your joy bucket, you do it!!"
-my dad talking about us ordering sushi 3x a month and over spending

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

You told me you'd be there for me and to no surprise... You weren't.

Why am I still hurt by this? It's not like you cared.

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Everyone else:
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
- engaged, married, baby
Us:
- engaged, married,...... bus 😅

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

Going to Twitter for the seriousness of making sure my wife's (@alj0rdan) client, Will Rice, knows I said hi. I'm also the only one who knows his REAL NAME 🍚 😺

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

@SineadDemi Ok but I have always wanted their kind of friendships 😍

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

You say you're afraid to traumatize your kids... yet how do you rip your children away from all that they know?

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

It will always baffle me how everything can change in an instant.

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

Do whatever it takes in your heart, to leave me behind.

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

#NewProfilePic

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

@alj0rdan Ugh i cannot get over how beautiful these are 😍😍

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

@kellysproblems @alj0rdan 🥺🥺🥺

[peeshie @alopeesh]

imagine boobs. are you imagining them. ok. you’re welcome

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

So we got married on the same day as Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, thats pretty cool!

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

@alj0rdan woah. I'm also getting married in a week 🤯

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

@alj0rdan @brooklyynbrown Lmaooo so good 🤣

[Dr. Lisa Marie Bobby @DrLisaBobby]

Staying in your wise, adult self means remembering that you and your partner are a team, and that if one of you loses, nobody wins.

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

It is humorous how many people spell breath when they mean breathe 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

Genuinely obsessed with you 😍

[aj 🌻 @alj0rdan]

Genuinely obsessed with this outfit ✨️💚

[Conjo @c0nn3r_]

When I can't find something for breakfast so I decide on a coffee 💁🏻‍♂️

[Annaliese🫧who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese]

Trying to be like a Jeep doors this summer. Unhinged with my top off