Al Jean

Writer/Producer the Simpsons 1989-now Co-Creator the Critic Producer It’s Garry Shandling’s Show

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Falcons better not get any ideas

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

Nobody is saying “the Knicks should never do phishing tests.”

We’re saying “teasing employees with information about rings they earned but may not receive is unnecessarily cruel.” Because it is. Have a shred of respect for the people who work for you.

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

I’ve seen some tawdry attempts at political gotchas and takedowns before, but “Why did you take 3 years to report being sexually abused by your stepfather when you were 9?” is about as low as it gets

[We Good in the North @WWFerguson2]

You've got to watch this whole thing. Generational talent. I've only ever seen this once before.

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

Yes, I spoke out about the voting machine I cast my vote on the first day of early voting in Tennessee.
Yes, the button kept flipping up to the wrong candidate three times.
Yes, I called on a very nice poll worker who stood there until it worked on the third try.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

This has a nice ring to it…

Congrats to Kevin McGonigle on being named The Sporting News AL Rookie of the Year 🏆

[Plebejer 🚩🕊️ @realPlebejer]

In den USA stehen wieder Wahlen vor der Tür...

[Jack Barth @SkydMarxx]

Happy to see this reach a wider platform, but depressed by the comments, which misperceive this as a cash grab. My point, actually: When you buy the rights to a creative work, you don't buy authorship. You don't get to say that my ideas were your ideas.

https://t.co/jBDb9THwf6

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🎃 @Cambone88]

The @TheSimpsons episode "Lisa's Sax" Orignally aired on October 19, 1997 🎷

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[kali666 🔻🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇳 🇵🇭 @kunaiposting]

this is literally a simpsons bit

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

We were watching cartoons yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a giraffe. I started sobbing. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

Very cool that Spike Lee made it to the game after selling a monorail to Springfield

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🗳️ Stella Parton (Dolly’s Sister) is among the Tennesseans reporting voting machines tried to flip her @Jerri_M_Green vote to Marsha Blackburn🤔😕

https://t.co/OQAmUIucDz

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

This. Ramaswamy is just an awful person.

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.

[Covie @covie_93]

Dr. Amy Acton's mother is a pedophile protector so naturally Republicans would give her a platform.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Best both sides I've seen in a while. Bravo.

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

This is Halloween 🎶 🎃 Go behind the scenes at Stoopid Buddy Stoodios to see how our special Treehouse of Horror couch gag came to life!

[Scareley @HAIL3YY4]

the plots of those ai fruit videos