Having a dedicated diaper pail with an anti-stink lid SEEMS like a good idea until you have to change the bag and you're forced to relive 50 staaaanky diapers all at once.
You cannot simultaneously shame whites for aging like prunes and trash Mark Zuckerberg for applying geisha like sunscreen. If he dies of skin cancer who will sell our data to teenage Crimean hackers?
The other day Dean and I pulled up to our friends house. Turns out their house numbrt is 1024. Dean goes "1024, that's a great number because it's a power of 2." We get it, you love math. #shitmyhusbandsays
Thought the cat jumped out the window so started frantically searching for him. Turns out I LOCKED HIM IN THE LAUNDRY CLOSET WITH BOTH MACHINES RUNNING. Will he ever forgive me? Tune in at dinner time to find out.