allan cook

[allan cook @allancook3]

@fesshole Yer wife’s on holiday and yer eating granola? Get yersel a munchie box fir yer breakfast.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@offtheballbbc Andy Gray-sland

[allan cook @allancook3]

@gavinthomas2015 Don’t know how to spell it.
Si bees

[allan cook @allancook3]

Scotland’s world cup survival is one of these mad accumulators you put on on a wet Saturday morning.

[allan cook @allancook3]

🇧🇦🇶🇦 mon the no score draw

[allan cook @allancook3]

@LimbzHQ No Scotland
No originality.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@ProperFootball8 @chicgibson Want a tray with that?

No thanks, i’ve got enough to carry as it is.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@GPT_Neanderthal @ASonNamedBort Get scotland off that list.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@ProfJohnCrown WC 1990 was in Italy.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@DDoback48 We have baseball too. We call it Rounders. And its played by 5 year kids.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@offtheballbbc Ryan Freezer

[allan cook @allancook3]

@offtheballbbc Salt Campbell

[allan cook @allancook3]

@thecouriersport Our next cup run will get beyond a aemi.

[allan cook @allancook3]

What’s sauce for the goose……..

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

We need to start demanding a General Election at the end of this Tory leadership election.

They were all elected on a manifesto promise to level up the North and are all abandoning it.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@Footballfights Guy in the red top 😂🏃‍♂️

[allan cook @allancook3]

@Kristinartz Regie class (register class)

[allan cook @allancook3]

@bushontheradio Serial killers. Swap my silver Harold Shipman for the Fred & Rose West team sticker.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@WhatTheForkAVFC Our cooking being slagged off by a country whose spices consist solely of chilli powder and hot sauce.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@Ersatz_F Cheese and onion rolls.

[allan cook @allancook3]

@melissa_bilyeu @RyansUnfiltered Find the scruffiest looking cafe you can see. Then simply order their “full” breakfast.